You and me could write a bad romance

The first time I ever heard Gaga’s new song ‘Bad Romance’ on radio I was like, OMG what on earth is wrong with this woman. Seriously, the first 5s was like, gibberish.

And awful sounding.

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But after listening to it a few more times and singing it with my sister, I’m actually kind of liking it hahahahhaha.

So.

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
Ruhma-ruhma-mamaa!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!

Haha and I wiki-ed Gaga yesterday and she’s my age. While she’s walking around wearing cool things like orbits and wreaths on her freaking head and face, I’m stuck in lab collecting semen samples.

I’m not even kidding, the TA (he was such a cute little man) was like,

TA: Ok, after you are done with this, collect 15 mils of semen sample and filter then dry in the oven.

I was like SAY WHATTTTT and I looked at Huiyi my group mate and she was giving me that same bewildered look but like going to laugh like that and apparently the TA didn’t think he was saying anything wrong and I was looking around like WHERE on earth is this semen shizz which I wasn’t really sure I wanted to see.

Until I realised he meant CEMENT.

Like this other group was doing this calcium experiment and had like different types of CEMENT samples stirring in beakers.

SRZLY.