I’ve got a hunger twisting my stomach into knots

WAH this yan hao ah.

1) He just finished reading my entries about vegas.

(on MSN)

Yan Hao: wah you very the good ah.
Me: HAHA WHY.
Yan Hao: nice language by the way
Yan Hao: your engrish improved by lips and bounce.

LIPS AND BOUNCE!!!!!

2) He said this photo I took with Holly:

Looks like the movie poster of the Mummy.

So to illustrate his point,

Haha! But I have to admit his photoshop skills are not bad.

3) Serene went outside to study at the dinner table. Always when I study there, I notice this cup on the table, but I don’t really look at it since its at one corner of the table.

But knowing Serene and the neat compulsive freak that she is, she went to pick it up and look at it and got the ultimate heart attack of her natural born life.

FREAKING DISGUSTING EGYPTIAN HOUSEMATES. DISGUSTING. AMAZINGLY DISGUSTING.

OH. MG. One day when they are not in I will take a photo of their toilet. EVERYONE IN SINGAPORE WILL HAVE MENTAL SPASMS and eye degradation.

4) Holly just got back from class.

Holly: I just saw this bus driver and he was smiling at me so I smiled back.
Serene and I: Uhh. Okay?
Holly: Yah, he looks like the kind of guy who would give you Werther’s Originals.

HAHA WTH.