My neighbour with the dog.

So this neighbour right, she has a dog. I don’t know what kind of dog it is, but it sure is one hell of a noisy dog. Everytime we walk out of the lift to our door, it will hear us and start barking from inside its house. And my parents will always entertain the dog by making barking noises or start mewing to further agitate the dog.

I know, right.

So one day my parents went over to her house to check out the toilet or something.

Dad (to neighbour): Oh, so where’s your Jackie?

Well, understandably she locked her dog up because she was being very considerate to us.

But before she could say anything, my dad proceeded to “Jackieee!… Jackieee!” ie call out for the dog.

Mum: EH Jackie tu nama dia lah!! Anjing dia Jerry!

HAHA MAMPOS.